• me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

(via parkingstrange)

lanactrlaltdelrey:

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

(via heliolisk)

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

(via ruinedchildhood)

grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

(via parkingstrange)

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

image

(via infamousgod)

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

(Source: straighthater, via heliolisk)